"Back to the Pen" ~ Montana District Rally 2020
The Adventure Begins
Our journey kicked off on the morning of July 23rd. Lesley and I met our good friends, the Schmidts from Chapter N, Spokane. We were geared up in chaps and riding jackets; they arrived in Frogg Toggs. Gary warned rain was on the way, timed perfectly with our arrival in Deer Lodge, Montana, for the GWRRA District Rally. I disagreed—clear skies, sunny weather. But time would tell.
First stop: breakfast/lunch at the iconic 50,000 Silver Dollar Bar in Haugan, MT. Good food, a little shopping, and back on the road. As we neared Deer Lodge, the southern sky grew ominously dark. Rain squalls loomed. Gary’s prediction started looking spot-on. Lightning struck nearby, and soon enough, we rode straight into a classic Montana gully washer—hail and all. Toggs vs. leathers? Let’s just say hail hurts, and we got soaked. At last, we reached Deer Lodge, checked in at the Travelodge, and changed into dry clothes.
Rally Time
After registering and collecting our packets at the convention center, we explored the Brown Bag auction and scored a few deals. Lesley nabbed a new jacket for a steal. Dinner and socializing wrapped up our first evening—much-needed rest after a wild ride.
Friday morning, the rally officially opened with breakfast and a fun skit by the district team. The agenda was packed: plenty to see and do. Our group—Gary, Kim, Pat, Debbie Holmes, Lesley, and I—ventured to the Old Pen Museum. Antique cars, vintage vehicles, and a raffle for a 1970s yellow Corvette. Lesley shopped for onesies for her newborn nephew, and we all wandered through fascinating prison artifacts. The Vintage Car Museum is a must-see, with vehicles spanning steam to muscle car eras. Memories flooded in!
We toured the old prison (“the Pen”)—a powerful reminder of the harsh conditions inmates once endured. Tiny cells, the infamous “Holes,” and even gallows in the so-called “Theater.” If modern prisoners saw this, they’d count their blessings. Thanks to Debbie for sharing so much history!
Garnet Ghost Town: A True Adventure
Lesley wanted to visit Garnet Ghost Town. Why not? After fueling up, off we went. I mistakenly thought Garnet was south of Drummond, so we stopped in Hall for directions. The local advice sent us back toward Drummond, then onto a gravel road. The sign warned: “No RVs. Best access via Highway 200.” We shrugged it off—gravel roads weren’t new to us.
But this road was a challenge: potholes, rocks, stream crossings, and narrow passes. At one point, a four-wheeler driver joked about needing “three-wheel drive”—in hindsight, I should’ve listened! The rough road tested our nerves (and Ms. Ruby, our bike). Finally, we reached Garnet, surprised to see RVs parked comfortably—clearly, they’d come via Highway 200. The ride down was smoother, eventually turning to pavement. Lesson learned: trust the signs!
Heading Home
Sunday morning, we packed up but discovered a headlight out. The new LED Pathfinders were supposed to last—doubts crept in. Worse, the trailer lights were dead. No fixing it on a Sunday, so we led the group home, relying on hand signals. Breakfast at Four B’s brought more mechanical mysteries—Steve’s bike wouldn’t start until we discovered the reverse switch hadn’t fully disengaged.
Our homeward route took us south on I-90, then along the scenic Pintler Veterans Memorial Highway through Anaconda, Porter Corner, and Philipsburg. Silver Lake and Georgetown Lake offered breathtaking views. We stopped at The Sweet Palace candy store and Sapphire Gallery in Philipsburg, marveling at the turn-of-the-century décor—and a $15,000 sapphire ring!
After fueling up in Drummond, we made our final push home, with a rest stop (thankfully with a potty!) and lunch at the 50,000 Silver Dollar Bar. Spokane greeted us with warm goodbyes to Kim & Gary and a well-earned return to our garage.
Epilogue
A few days later, I solved the headlight mystery—an unplugged OEM connector from the Garnet trip. With the trailer, the cable had been shredded on that rough road. New cable installed, all lights working again. Ms. Ruby got a thorough cleaning and a well-deserved rubdown, ready for the next adventure.
**Takeaway:**
If you want to experience wild Montana weather, historic prisons, ghost towns, and scenic byways, the GWRRA Montana District Rally delivers. Just watch the skies, trust the road signs, and take care of your bike!
--- *Ready to ride again…until next time!*


We made the trip back up the slope to the bike, and there to greet us were a few deer munching on the grass. It was a nice sight to see. From there, it was back to the Fairgrounds for dinner and fellowship with our fellow wingers. It should also be mentioned that there were some games to be played as well. You know, "Split the Pot", "Trike Games," and the like. All fun to be sure. And, at around 8:45 PM, we started to gather for the "Light Parade." Almost every Goldwing Rally has one of these, and they are always fun. Some riders get quite serious about "Lighting" up their rides. I know we did. Maybe not as much as others, but there is a point where I will draw the line. Anyway, arrangements are made with the local Police Department to help us hold this event. They have at least one vehicle in the lead with lights going. Other officers block intersections for us so we don't have to stop. So, if you can imagine somewhere around 100 plus Goldwings traveling down the city streets with lights flashing and horns honking, then maybe you can get an idea of what it is like. The townsfolk come out onto the sidewalks and wave, taking pictures. And of course, we honk and wave back. It's all in good fun. You see, we're trying to show people that not ALL bikers are terrible/horrible people. The light parade was a huge success, and we, along with the townsfolk, had a great time.